Sunday, June 19, 2011

totally slack!

Mum says that I have been totally slack and I should write more. She's probably right but as I have said many times before SHE DOES THE TYPING 'cose I CAN'T so it's not me being slack at all. It's her!
She said she's been busy with her farm but I've never been to any farm and me and Hine are with her pretty much all the time so I dunno what she's talking about. Dad said not to worry, she's just having a Farmville binge on Facebook and she'll get over it.
I really don't know what they are talking about, all I do know is that heaps has been happening, it's going to take ages to catch up with all the news. The worst news is ........

She's still grumpy and she's still fat and Eddie and her still hate each other. Mum has to lock her in the bedroom when the BlackCats are out 'cose she said there would be big trouble otherwise. The other day FatPoo managed to give Mum the slip and meet up with Eddie at the garage door. Boy, fat cats can really move fast when they have to, I didn't think we'd ever see her again!!!
I was wrong, all Mum had to do was shake the cat bickies and FatPoo turned up again. Actually I think Eddie should have gotten the bickies for chasing her in the first place!

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Liquid problems.

Mum seems to have had a bad day with wet stuff today.

First off we all went to the plantation so Dad and me could go for a ride on the bike (Dad rides, I run) Dad's water bottle leaked in the car and Mum ended up with a wet seat which meant she got a wet butt.

Then Mum and Hine went to the beach. When they got back to pick us up Mum bought herself a coffee which she then spilt on her knee when we went over a bump in the road.

Then this happened ........

......... this is going to be Mum's fish pond. She was going to get fish for it next week. Dad calls it 'the wooden mosquito hatchery' and when Mum started putting fresh water into it when we got home, it bubbled up like this. She said it looks like a witches cauldron. Dad had put bleach and dish washing liquid into it to kill the mossies and didn't tell her.

Well, she knows about it now!

Friday, April 22, 2011

Trouble ....

Mum says she's going right off us all. Dogs, cats and birds!

Yesterday we went to the dog park and Hine ran right into the back of Mum's leg. Boy did she yell! (Mum, not Hine) Apparently Hine's got a really bony head and Mum said it bloomin' hurt. She said it was a good thing she had her walking stick or she might have ended up falling on her butt.

The walking stick is another reason Mum's not too keen on us all at the moment. Last week Hine and I knocked it over and the end of it's beak broke off. I don't really know what all the fuss was about. It's not as if it actually used it's beak, it's a wooden stick after all!

Bird's beaks are obviously dangerous anyway. The other day we heard Mum 'Ouch' rather loudly when she was in the bird room. She was moving one of the big cages and Mousy bit her on the finger and made it bleed. She must have enjoyed making Mum say ouch 'cose she's been trying to bite her again ever since.

Mum said that if the BlackCats trip her up again by running through the house like tornados she's going to seriously think about bringing FatPoo home now and sending us all off to somewhere really horrible. I'm not too worried though 'cose she says she can't think of anywhere horrible enough that whould have us all.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011


I was thinking the other day about how cold it was getting and Mum said that winter is coming and it'll get even colder. Then she said not to forget that FatPoo will be coming back 'cose Grandma and Grandad will be going back to America for the winter.


I don't even think we need to get her back, I mean look at these. Hine and I can barely get out the door without standing on a BlackCat, and there's even one missing in these photos. I'm also not forgetting that apart from hating any other cats FatPoo 'specialy HATES Eddie.

I can see that this winter is not only going to be cold, it's also going to involve cats doing an awful lot of screaming and yelling at each other!