We met him and his Dad while Mum was having a sit down. His Dad was really nice and talked to Mum while we went for a bit of a run. That was cool until he decided I was a girl dog!!! Not cool!!! And I told him how uncool I thought that was too!!!I reckon if he had just said hello properly like dogs should then he would have known I wasn't a girl. All he did was bark like crazy and slobber all over me. What a weirdo!
When Mum said it was time to go I was rather pleased and I was even happier when she wiped all the slobber off me when we got home ....... I don't want another shower!
I just want to spend some quality time in the sun like any totally masculine dude would. I am worried though. Yesterday Mum was watching TV and saw a dog getting his nails painted ....... she wouldn't, would she?