Sunday, October 31, 2010


Sleeping is good ........

....... especially since we got a new bed. Mum said my fat butt was too big to fit in the basket!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Bad Hine

Remember when I had that really bad day and got into lots of trouble?
Well I never did what Hine did today. I told her not to but she did it anyway. Mum came in from saying goodbye to Lycan and Jaben, and Hine was standing on the table!
Even FatPoo's not allowed to do that!


Mum said that we were going to babysit Lycan for the afternoon. None of us sat on him at all, in fact all the BlackCats kept running away from him when he chased them with a broom. Mum had to put them all away in the cat room 'cose they didn't like babysitting at all. Hine and I loved babysitting, we got a sandwich each 'cose Lycan was quicker at giving them to us than Mum was at stopping him.

Hine and I went to sleep in the sun after that while Mum and Lycan played with the hose and a bucket of water. It was really quite handy 'cose when we woke up we were both thirsty so we had a drink out of it. We didn't want to play under the sprinkler tho' and then when Mum took Lycan to the bathroom and turned on the shower I knew what was going to happen so I scarpered. I didn't want a shower especially since today isn't even the weekend!

Babysitting is quite good fun really and I am pleased that Lycan didn't get sat on.

I like having a sister.

Having a sister is heaps of fun. Now I always have someone to play with and Hine can run so fast that when we come home from the dog park we're so tired we sleep all afternoon. Mum said that's awesome!

I'm even really good at sharing my stuff. Hine doesn't know how to play with toys very much but we had good fun this morning when I showed her how to play with the tug rope. I even let her use my bed when she wants, she'd quite like to sleep on Mum's bed but I think she'd be safer using mine. Mum's a bit precious about her bed and isn't good at sharing it at all.

Hine got a present yesterday. Aunty Pam works with Dad and she sent Hine her very own bandanna. The coolest thing is, I've got one exactly the same.

We got mail

Yesterday when we went to the letter box there was an envelope addressed to me. When Mum opened it there was a card in it from FatPoo. Now she's living at Grandma's house she gets called Titch 'cose Grandma doesn't like the name FatPoo.

I don't know what Halloween is but if it has anything to do with cats (especially ones that look like Eddie!) then I'm sure I don't like it.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

I got a sister!

Mum and Dad have given me heaps of stuff since I've come here to live. I have lots of toys and a bed and a kennel, and I get chew bones some times and lots of other good stuff but today was the best.
I got a sister!
Her name is Hine and Mum's really pleased with her 'cose she knows her new name already. Mum and I went and got her from the pound today. Mum said that she was in the same pen that I was in when I was there. We went to the dog park and Hine showed me how she can run really fast. She was so fast that I had to go and sit by Mum to keep her company a few times.

I think it's going to be heaps of fun having a sister.
I wonder if she likes cats?

Labour day picnic


Dad caught me standing on the table again. With BlackCats everywhere a dog has to stay safe somehow. Mum found this photo of Sasha doing the same thing so I reckon these cats have always been a problem.

Yesterday was Labour Day and we went to a big picnic. Dad was cooking on the sausage sizzle which was totally the best place to be 'cose when the lady working with him dropped sausages on the ground I got them all. Mum said I was a Fat Butt and wouldn't need any dinner after eating so much. I must admit I was rather pleased that I had run around chasing the frisbee before I ate so much. The best thing to do after eating heaps of picnic sausages is to sleep, so I did that.

It was good to get home tho' ........ I was very tired and my bed is way more comfortable than the ground at the picnic was.

Sunday, October 24, 2010


Dad bought me a new toy. It's a hedgehog and I love it 'cose it makes a squeaky noise when I chew it, Mum says it's annoying and won't let me take it to bed at night.

Mum says that Dad and I are as bad as each other 'cose we have both lost things lately. I lost my collar with my registration tag on it and Dad has lost his bike helmet. Mum thinks that someone must have stolen my collar at the dog park or at the beach. I can't remember, so many people pat me and say that I'm lovely, someone might have taken it. Mum had to buy me a new one.

Dad wanted to teach me how to run beside his bike but couldn't find his helmet. Mum said the garage was such a mess no wonder he couldn't find anything so Dad's been home on holiday for a whole week and I have been helping him to clean it up. He never found the helmet and I got bored the other day and ended up getting into huge trouble. I decided to go for a walk on my own and Dad had to go and find me. He was not happy! I made friends with a lady down the road and she gave me a drink of water and rang Dad and said I was at her house. When he came to get me he was really grumpy and made me go to bed all afternoon.
I'm pleased Mum bought me a disc for my new collar with my name and phone number on it, but I wish she had answered the phone instead of Dad!

FatPoo's gone!

It's been ages since I've blogged I've been busy and lots of things have been happening.
Fat Poo has gone to live at Grandma and Grandad's. She likes living there 'cose she gets spoilt and Mum told Grandma that she was not allowed to feed her too much 'cose when she came home last time she was too fat. She
had to go in the cage when we took her to Grandma's and she hated it and cried and dribbled all the way there. What a fuss!

She was really happy when we got there tho' and I was really happy when we left without her.

You know how some times something that seemed like a good idea at the time turns out not to be? Well now FatPoo has gone the BlackCats are all allowed out of the cat room and Eddie is meaner to me than she was. Spook tries to sniff my butt and Freak tries to get into my bed with me. Totally weird!

I have to sit up on the table to get away from them all!

Friday, October 8, 2010

Grandma's house and Mrs. Chimes

I met Grandma and Grandad. I think that their house is great, it's got stairs to run up and down and a really nice big sunny deck to lay on. There wasn't any yummy food though, Mum said the pantry was empty and Grandma had to go grocery shopping.
They've been back two days now and FatPoo is still at home with us. She's still annoying too.

This week I made a new friend. Her name is Mrs. Chimes and I think she is just the best friend a dog could have. On Sunday Mum said she could hear the Tony Chimes ice cream van music and she would go out and buy Dad an icecream when it got to our street. Dad and I went out to help her and the lady driving the van asked Mum if I was her dog. When Mum said yes the lady said

"oh well then, he gets a free icecream. When the grownups buy an icecream the dog gets one for free!"

It was the best tasting food I had ever had. It was really cold though and Dad said it would give me brain freeze if I ate it too fast. Mum said what a great way to get people to buy icecreams because every Sunday when the van comes all the dogs hear the music and make their Mums and Dads go buy icecreams. I think it's a great idea and I think Mrs. Chimes should go to the dog park sometimes. I think she would make lots of money there!