FATPOO IS BACK!
Sunday, June 19, 2011
FATPOO IS BACK!
Sunday, April 24, 2011
First off we all went to the plantation so Dad and me could go for a ride on the bike (Dad rides, I run) Dad's water bottle leaked in the car and Mum ended up with a wet seat which meant she got a wet butt.
Then Mum and Hine went to the beach. When they got back to pick us up Mum bought herself a coffee which she then spilt on her knee when we went over a bump in the road.
......... this is going to be Mum's fish pond. She was going to get fish for it next week. Dad calls it 'the wooden mosquito hatchery' and when Mum started putting fresh water into it when we got home, it bubbled up like this. She said it looks like a witches cauldron. Dad had put bleach and dish washing liquid into it to kill the mossies and didn't tell her.
Friday, April 22, 2011
Yesterday we went to the dog park and Hine ran right into the back of Mum's leg. Boy did she yell! (Mum, not Hine) Apparently Hine's got a really bony head and Mum said it bloomin' hurt. She said it was a good thing she had her walking stick or she might have ended up falling on her butt.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Monday, April 18, 2011
Why do all cats think they are the boss of us dogs?
Omakau Commercial Hotel
Sunday, April 17, 2011
the Gondola, Queenstown
the Gypsy Fair. Wanaka
Friday, April 15, 2011
On the way home we even got to go to the beach. We were the only dogs there for ages. When I spotted another dog Hine and I ran over to see if he wanted to play chasing. He did but he wasn't very good at it 'cose he only had 3 legs. I'm not sure how he got to not have all his legs, probably had something to do with a vet messing up I guess. He probably only went in to get neutered!
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Mum made us new beds in the kennels so I guess we have to sleep outside. Grandma came and Mum showed her how to feed all the birds and the BlackCats, then she showed her how to feed us. I knew we were going to be left behind then. I think Mum must be feeling a bit guilty about it though 'cose she bought me a new toy today.
It's gonna take waaaay more than an ugly green squeaky toy to make up for being abandoned!
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Maddison and Peter rabbit
I thought this was really cool and that Tia was the luckiest dog ever. A really big kennel and a digging pit, awesome! Mum told me not to be daft, Maddison's dad Grant, was building a playhouse for her next to her sandpit. Poor Tia!
Charlotte the pig and Wrinkles the sheep
Mum laughed at Julie 'cose she makes salads for Peter and Flopsy the rabbits and feeds them off plates. Mum said she thought they needed serviettes if they were going to be that posh. The rabbits may be posh but Eddie and Freak aren't and they were born at Womble farm. Mum took these photos of their Dad and their little sister Possum. I feel real sorry for Arnie and Charles 'cose even though they have their own dog park they have to live with heaps of catssssss!
Mum showed me a photo the other day of a duck drinking out of a dog bowl. Here she is, her name is Daisy and Mum says she's a very famous duck and it all has to do with something called the 'six degrees of seperation'
Six degrees of seperation refers to the idea that, if a person is one 'step' away from each person he or she knows and two 'steps' away from each person who is known by one of the people he or she knows, then everyone is no more than six 'steps' away from each person on Earth.
When Daisy was tiny she was rescued by a man called Tommy who sent her to live at Womble farm. Tommy used to be a stylist for someone called Micheal Jackson. I have no idea what a stylist is and I have no idea who Tommy or Micheal Jackson are but somehow all this goobly gook makes Daisy 'a famous duck'. She looks just like an ordinary duck to me and I guess being famous doesn't stop her from getting stuck on the wrong side of the garden gate either.
a famous but stuck duck!
Sunday, March 20, 2011
I'm getting a bit concerned about something .......what's with all these prison bars?!
Thursday, March 17, 2011
There's even a photo of Mum's friend's cat.
Boy, he makes FatPoo look like skinny Hine!
Mum even has a photo of her friend's car on her phone. I can't believe there are none of me. And what about this one ....... a photo of a duck. Mum told me to stop complaining 'cose Arnie and Charles, the dogs that own the water bowl, have to share it with the duck.
Ewwwwww gross. That's worse than having Lycan playing in the big water bowl!
Mum showed me this photo of FatPoo. It took me ages to find her. I wonder if was eating Pukekos that made her fat?!
FatPoo & the Pukeko
Friday, March 11, 2011
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Grandad asked if we could flick a biscuit off our noses into the air and catch it. He had a dog that could do that. I can't really see the point in doing that 'cose if I flicked a biscuit off my nose into the air I know Hine would grab it, the trick would be ruined and I wouldn't have a biscuit. Perfectly simple reason why not to learn how to do stupid tricks really.
Monday, March 7, 2011
At least she's had time to do some things on my blog. There are jigsaws that she's made at the bottom of the pages now and she put up a link so you can get to her writing blog as well. I think that's a great idea 'cose she won't use my blog to write stupid stories about Wobblin' Goblins and all the other rubbish she waffles on about.
I'm off outside, the sun's come out.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
The neighbour lady doesn't like dogs so I don't think Hine and I have much chance of being 'rescued'. Mum said Hine would probably do better in a disaster 'cose she's so skinny and always looks starving so people would feel sorry for her. I've got a fat butt so I would be out of luck!
BlackCats on Grandma and Grandad's bed!
Friday, March 4, 2011
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Yesterday it was really windy and all the mud was turning to sand and blowing around everywhere. The wind was horrible, Hine and I stayed at home so I'm just telling you what Mum said it was like. She showed me this photo she found.
Grandma went up to her house and the wind had blown out the stuff that had been covering the big broken window. Now it's been all boarded up with wood so if it starts raining it will stay dry. When she came home she told us that it looked like someone had tried to break into the house. I wonder if they wanted to steal FatPoo, they would have to be very strong to pick her up!